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Hello everyone.
Glad you found us. Now you can see what us Underberg writers get up to. We are a bunch of folks from all walks of life, young and not so young, who spend a fair amount of time (not enough really) pondering and putting little words to paper using our tools of the trade; pens, pencils, typewriters, word processors, our personal experiences and, most importantly our imaginations. Writing for pleasure, to entertain, to rid ourselves of emotional stuff, to have fun with words or even try to make some sort of living word by word.

So please browse what's here and perhaps add some of your stuff to tickle the imagination in all of us. Enjoy.

RS.

(Associate members of "The South African Freelance Writers Association")

Wednesday, July 22, 2015




SHAKA ZULU and the PONDO CATTLE NOGAL. Where shall I begin ? In the early 1960’s I was invited by Ingo Viedge of Viedgesville in the Transkei to accompany him out of town to the village of Umhlanga Rocks to say goodbye to a family friend who was leaving for Germany. The exercise was most rewarding in that she was a beautiful young lady with endearing modesty and shy. She was the daughter of Mr E. A. Ritter the author of the romantic novel Shaka Zulu which had been filmed. These attributes also found a depository in Helen Rawlings and Vonnie Biggs whose fathers farmed across the Mabela river in the Ongeluksnek Valley. Helen was acclaimed by her peers as one of the outstanding head girls of Grahamstown Teachers’ Training College. I never met Vonnie Biggs whose father drove a handsome brown Chevrolet motor car. Michael and Colin Venter and I were standing in front of the Roman Catholic Church one day doing nothing when Mr Biggs drove by. Vonnie was leaning far out of the rear window so that the fresh cool breeze added radiance to her smile while her flowing long blond hair accentuated the beautiful colour of the brown car. She waived to us rendering the moment a memorable one and an important event in my life.
When I was planning to move to Durban, Mrs Sue Lake, bless her, recommended that I try Nerina Court a boarding house in Chelmsford Road near St Augustines Hospital. It was comfortable and reasonable. The residents comprised senior University students in the main so as a reborn schoolboy I was seated at the far end of the long table in the dark corner of the dining room. So seated I felt it was unfitting for me to make any contribution to their daily discourse on the academic drama in their lives or the state of affairs on the University campus. All this changed dramatically when it was learnt that I was from Matatiele AND that I knew Vonnie Biggs whereupon my status was elevated ipso facto by several notches. This all gives credence to my bona fide held belief that the mundane chores of feeding the hens, collecting the eggs in their aprons and warming milk bottles on the black cast iron wood and coal stoves to feed the Hans lambs, nurtures characteristics of great leadership in our young ladies.
Several years later I returned to Nerina Court for my evening meals to find that it had been acquired as an investment by John Seymour a former partner in Attorneys Seymour and Seymour of Matatiele. In his lease with the operator John had stipulated that he and his wife and daughters Elizabeth and Margaret should be entitled to free dinners. Although he was an old man and semi-retired, John befriended me in that he gave me much advice and encouragement in establishing myself in Durban. He had a good eye for property and when I queried his decision to buy a smallholding near Pietermaritzburg he explained that every South African and Afrikaners in particular yearned to own a piece of land. He was also far sighted in that he advocated that South Africa should adopt a Federal Constitution as in the USA and Australia.
The firm Seymour and Seymour in Matatiele was founded by Wilfred Seymour and his deceased brother and when I was at school the partners were Wilfred and his sons Caeser and John and his nephew the John I was to become friendly with in Durban. Caeser never married and was the author of South African Native Law and Customs which became the leading authority on the subject. The son John emigrated to Southern Rhodesia where he became engage to be married. On his return to Matatiele on holiday he was knocked down and killed by a drunken driver as he walked along the edge of the road near the jail. Wilfred was known to be absent minded and when it came to him having to report his black car stolen he could not remember the registration number CCX 500 which was well-known to the small community.
At Nerina Court I also met Vickie the vivacious bride-to-be of the charming young Advocate Anthony Pitman, known as Harry to his friends, who was later to become the Democratic Party Member of Parliament for Durban North. A girlfriend from Johannesburg accompanied me to the Methodist Church in Manning Road one Sunday evening. The resident Minister was Reverend Cyril Wilkins and the organist and choir master David Kirby, both distinguished men in their respective fields. There we met Anthony and Vickie after which my girlfriend exclaimed that Anthony was the handsomest man she had ever seen. When he was preparing for his candidacy as a Rhodes Scholar he continued with his training as an athletic sprinter on our school field in Matatiele.. For this purpose he donned what would today be described as a track suit. We school boys had never seen anything of the kind before and so we averted our gaze in embarrassment thinking he was wearing pyjamas. Similarly I strode into the street early one morning wearing my elegant full length navy blue dressing gown with rubbish bag in hand. There I came face to face with two Zulu dustmen one of whom was visibly shocked. He turned to his companion and asked “ Why is this old man wearing a frock ? “ As a parliamentarian Anthony was an outspoken opponent of apartheid and his intellect had no match in the Government of the day. He frequently appeared as Counsel for the accused in political trials. He also appeared for the accused in the trial of the man charged with shooting the most famous race horse Sea Cottage, a July Handicap favourite. This dastardly deed not only invoked the anger of the nation but even that of the presiding judge whose ire was evidenced by his demeanour and unguarded comments. On the day sentence was to be handed down the Court was packed with spectators and the press all baying for the accused’s blood. With the utmost calm and self-confidence, Anthony rose to address the Court in mitigation of sentence. He commenced by briefly summarising the mood of the nation and more particularly of those present in the public gallery. Then with respect and tenacity he addressed the judge directly and reminded the judge of the history and functions of our Courts under the constitution and as enshrined under our common law and emphasised that sentence should fit the crime without taking cognisance of the emotions of the public. In the result the light sentence handed down was accepted with resignation by all. Anthony died very unexpectedly and still a young man in Cape Town. His passing was a great loss for democracy and the country.
In the decade prior to my visit to Umhlanga Rocks, I was privileged to be present on The Springs visiting uncle Andrew van Straaten when we wakened early one morning to light a bonfire on the race track. This was to provide some guidance for the light aircraft flying up from Durban with executives from livestock auctioneers and stock brokers who had been commissioned to provide suitable cattle for the filming of Shaka Zulu. This was before the Nguni beast had been recognised as an indigenous breed of cattle best suited to South African conditions and whose colourful hides had not yet been prized by the affluent. For this purpose the brokers had turned to Mr Brian Goss the renowned business man and trader from Pondoland. Mr Goss in turn bought several hundred Pondo cattle from his customers and had them herded up by dusty roads to his farm The Springs on the road to Swartberg. There was no motor transport for such purposes in those days. It was here that the brokers inspected the cattle and chose those they thought best suited for purposes of the film. These were then herded to the nearby Midgeley railway halt from where they were railed to Durban. Mr Goss was delighted with his role and declared that although he never attended film shows he would definitely see Shaka Zulu for the sake of seeing his cattle. Cheers.

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Our next Underberg Writers meeting will take place on Saturday the 1st of August at the Library at 10:am.  See you there.
Just a little note to a good friend. (In manuscript form.)

Do I know Rodney2.doc
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DO I KNOW RODNEY?
By Brian Malgo (pen name for R J Stayt.

I was asked by my friend, Rodney’s daughter if I write a little bit about our friendship and, perhaps an anecdote or two for his 70th birthday.  So I sat down and bashed out the following missive.

Do I know Rodney?  Well I’ll have to admit knowing Rodney otherwise I’d be branded a liar.  Am I expected to reminisce about Rodney?  Do I make up nice stories or do I tell the truth?   Truth being stranger than fiction as Rodney is strange, pretty much like myself. So the truth doth follow.

Anecdotes?  There are plenty, but I won’t bore the world with page upon page of laughter and adventure.

One day I was minding my own business at Eland Valley when this bakkie pulled up in a cloud of dust and a scattering of peacocks.  Rodney had arrived! 
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Now this old guy climbs out of the bakkie and wanders up to the office and announces, “I am Rodney”.  You could have fooled me; I thought he was a labour inspector.  “ I thought I’d just pop over and introduce myself to you folks.” He announced and that was the beginning of an incredible friendship between two families in the remote Drakensberg Mountains.

Peacocks?  We referred to them as Peer Corks. We had a high wind one evening and one of our peacocks got blown over the hill to Lake Naverone where Rodney was the resort manager.  I got a snappy fax the next morning saying, “Accommodation, R50-00 PPPN.”  PPPN meaning “Per peacock per night!”

Lake Naverone has a 1000 metre landing strip and a “donation landing fee” was called for. One afternoon a plane was due to land with a couple of weekenders. The aircraft arrived and lined up with the runway. The approach was perfect but the pilot flared out the plane just a little low and bounced once, twice, three and four times. Rod, of course, counted the bounces as landings and told the pilot he had to pay two hundred Rand landing fees for four landings. Never mind, rod laughed it of and we all smiled and the guests’ weekend began. They had a
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wonderful two days and vowed to return “as long as the landing fees were reasonable”.

Speaking of adventure, Rod and I were the founder members of the Drakensberg Gardens Geriatric Hiking Club; a world-renowned organisation, we liked to think. We had a vast membership of just the two of us.  We organised hikes into the mountains on a good few occasions.  Now these little hikes, little because we were getting on in years and the walks got shorter and shorter, were all unique.  I remember (Rod, here comes an expose of your navigation skills) when we decided to wander up to Engagement Cave abovr the Garden Castle Parks Board office.  We slogged along the pathway into the mountains eager to partake in the adventures of the mountain range.  Rod, in the lead as always, claimed to be the expert and knows his stuff. Hmm…… We followed the path and he announced, “ I know this area well. I’ve been here before and we won’t get lost.”  Hmm……  Now the pathways were not all that distinct but on we plodded.  The pathway started to get steeper.  We came to a division in the path and Rod announced, “We’ll go this way”.  We went left. Onwards and upwards and it got more difficult as we scrambled ahead.  We came to a spot where we actually had
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to climb the roots and branches of bushes to get on up.  Eventually Rod said in a somewhat quiet and abashed way, “I think we are lost!” as we contemplated the wall of shear rock ahead of us, “lets go back and take another
look.”  Well we eventually did get to our destination,
well, not all of us. I ran out of steam about two hundred metres away from our target.  How we, or should I say, I got home was quite a feat in itself but I did survive.

Driving along the road to Underberg one day we spotted a young but large lady walking with a backpack on her back.  Rod suddenly announced, “There’s a double breasted mattress thrasher!”  Rod loved the bird life of the mountains.  That started a trend in naming obscure birds, which I won’t go into now.

We all went on leave and Rod took us on an adventurous trip for two weeks.  We went off to Crystal Springs and spent some time at the village of Pilgrim’s Rest, which of course we renamed  “Pill’s Grim Rest.”  What a wonderful holiday it was.  We visited the Kruger National Park and came across a lion busy, erm, shall we say, mating with his lioness.  So now I can tell the grandkids about the “Birds, Bee’s and Lions!” 
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We travelled the area and saw wonderful things. We travelled on to Sun City where we met and spent time with Neville and Moira, Rod’s sister and brother in law. We gambling away our great fortunes in the Casino.  I was really lucky winning R18-00 and so I called it quits.  We all enjoyed a week of fun and laughter, games and gambling.  Rod and I actually found the lost city and promptly lost it again.

The climax of the holiday was when we arrived at Glen Afric.  What a wonderful place.  We met John and Jenny, Rod’s good friends from way back when and enjoyed the wild for two days.  We met Hamley the baby (seven metre BABY) giraffe who thought he was one of us and took to licking Liz’s hair.  We met the Lions, the Zebras, the Hippos, the Elephants and their two babies and just gloried in the sounds of the wild.  John toured us around the establishment and we wandered through the film set farmhouse of the TV series “Wild at Heart” and explored the tented camp.  What a wonderful adventure.

Rodney and Barbara’s time was up at Lake Naverone and they were moving on to the Cape.  Rod and I sat around
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the braai with drinks clutched in our paws planning a huge project. Now this project entailed a massive pipeline from Hermanus to Underberg. This great venture was to deliver a good quality wine to the Berg. We have finally got to stage three where we are still talking about the planning stage. And, as Rod says, “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy”.

There are so many more stories I could tell about this man but…….

And so, my good friend, Rod, I lift my glass to mark your 70th birthday and drink a toast to you for the friendship and care you gave us, never to be forgotten.  In fact mate, I’m gonna lifst my glash zeveral ter… ter… timesh andz zrinked dooo yoooz me oldz buddzy!

Your friend Brian (Rob)

Thursday, June 4, 2015

The Writers meeting is being held at the Underberg Library at 10:00 on Saturday 6th June.  All are welcome.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Here I sit,
Alone and sixty.
Bald and fat
And full of sin.
Cold the seat
And loud the cistern.
As I read the Harpic tin!

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Home

I am home among my beloved mountains.  
I view them but no longer venture into them as I did when young.
They have been my unwavering haven and guide to my life.
I have returned to my mountains to find my sanctuary.
I am blessed that I have this opportunity to live in my haven.
This is just the way I want things to be for me.
Wishes


I wish that my room had a floor;
  I don't so much care for a door;
    But this crawling around
    Without touching the ground
  Is getting to be quite a bore.